in other news: my friend’s ear lobe ripped because he tried to skip a size
I just remembered this one time in middle school my white friends jumped me and the next day we pretended like it never happened
ok so I got a phone call today and it was a blocked number and as soon as I picked up, it was a girl and she said “babe!” and I was so happy and kinda in shock I was like omg wat and then I realized her voice was really deep as she continued to call me babe and I said, “wait who are you” and she said, “it’s your girlfriend!” and that’s when I realized she was a fraud so I told her I didn’t have a girlfriend and she was quiet for a minute and we had a very awkward talk and it was pretty creepy her name is Cindy if anyone knows a Cindy please report her to your local police for sexual harassment that is all thanks
